Tuesday, 6 December 2011
#Divinehell - Heresy
Jonas should have just left when he saw the salesman was dressed up as a priest, they gave him the creeps at the best of times, but they were having a 75% off sale, how could he refuse?
“Welcome to the Sixth Circle,” said the man in black rubbing his hands together.
“All our jacuzzis are round...”
“Ah, can you point me to your best one?”
“Right this way, care to try it out?”
Jonas wasn't in a hurry. “Try before you buy as they say...”
Jonas stripped to his boxers and jumped in. Within moments the water was boiling. He tried to get out, but the priest slammed the lid shut on him before he could, laughing as he did so.