Image source: Glass Frog
Prince Jeremy wandered away from his younger and handsomer brother's engagement party. His brother was to marry the prettiest woman in all the lands. A girl he was supposed to marry, but she had caught John's eye. He fought it at first, but he soon saw that she shared his brother's feelings. He might be older, and the heir to the throne but he wasn't going to get in the way of his brother's happiness.
Jeremy cursed his luck and kicked a rock. It shot off and landed in a pond, disturbing a frog, it croaked. Jeremy sat next to the pond. If he wanted to he could choose any lady in the kingdom, but he didn't want that. He wanted something more, but he wasn't sure what.
“Kiss me...” whispered the wind.
Jeremy turned around. There was nothing there.
“Kiss me, you fool!”
Jeremy turned to the frog. “Was that you?”
Jeremy had had almost a whole bottle of wine, he shrugged, picked up the amphibian and planted a kiss on its rubbery lips.
There was a loud popping sound. He opened his eyes. Standing before him was a beautiful woman with a dress made out of lily pads.
Jeremy laughed. “I've drunk way too much.”
The girl came closer and looked at him with her big wondrous eyes.
“Umm... how about a dinner and a play sometime?”
The girl just smiled. There was a buzzing sound nearby, a moment later the girl's tongue shot out and grabbed a fly.
“Well, I guess that's dinner sorted.”