Friday 21 February 2014

Eighty Third Friday Flash: Filbert

Filbert died during the evening of his 212th birthday. A day before he was due to open another park in his honour. It was a peaceful death. All his favourite droids were there. Some were saddened by his decision, others relieved. 

Now the title of best living male actor was up for grabs. His collection of 59 Oscars would take some beating. He collected 3 for his last project: The Robot King of Mars just last week. His critics were touting the fact that he wouldn't be getting more, ignoring that his closest rival had 7 and already retired from acting.

Much to the disappointment of his large family of 3478 members he left all his money, assets and future royalty earnings to the robot charity: "For the Betterment of Young Destitute Robot Actors."

All 3578 family members lodged appeals and complaints one second after Filbert's last will and testament was announced. All 3578 cases were rejected 0.1 seconds later.

His actions were applauded by his fans, supporters and public in general. All 3578 family members sent out statements that they weren't after his wealth and it was all their lawyer's fault. The lawyer didn't mind because he was paid 3578 times twice for the appeals and issuing the statements.

Filbert had a calm and triumphant smile on his face when he was deactivated by an "On Time Pass Away" device.


Some speculated it was a publicity stunt, but with new conspiracy theories and another statue of him being bronzed there was one thing everyone knew for sure, Filbert would never be forgotten.    

9 comments:

  1. now that was an interesting story! 59 Oscars, wow!

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  2. How many centuries is this after the machines take over? LOL, good one!

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  3. Even this far into the future, the lawyers are still making a killing. :)

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  4. Ah robots are the future eh! RIP Filbert

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  5. Nicely done! I'm glad Gilbert had a full artificial life!

    One small typo, you said 3478 family members in the beginning. :)

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  6. Nicely done! I'm glad Gilbert had a full artificial life!

    One small typo, you said 3478 family members in the beginning. :)

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  7. Nicely done! I'm glad Gilbert had a full artificial life!

    One small typo, you said 3478 family members in the beginning. :)

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  8. Funny! Having just watched Her last night, this seems totally plausible. "Remember when Skynet had an entertainment service?"

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    1. Might have been influenced by Her because watched that a while ago too :). For sure some of the most evil things out there had innocent beginnings.

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