Mick and Keith were the best of friends, doing everything together since they were children. Everything from playing video games, stealing sweets to robbing their first bank when they were sixteen.
Mick was more reluctant of the pair and threatened to quit numerous times, but Keith always convinced him to come back. Over the years they had stashed up quite a retirement fund.
Then one day Keith was looking really down.
“What's up?”
“We have been a detriment to society, I'm going to hand myself in, but you can enjoy our ill gotten gains if you like.”
“If you're going, I'm going!” declared Mick.
They walked into the police station together.
“This is your man!” shouted Keith once they were inside.
Mick was stunned to silence as he was cuffed and hauled away, watching in dismay as Keith grinned and rubbed his hands together.
