“It's just not good enough...” said the manager tapping his pen on the desk.
“But there's volcanoes, twisters and everything!”
The manager yawned. “Boring.”
“Okay, how about a giant monster?”
“Nah, so 1950s.”
The employee scratched his chin. “Aliens?”
His boss just rolled his eyes.
“You say zombies, you're fired.”
“I...I wasn't...how about if we ban caffeine and shut down the internet...”
The manager sat up straight, “Yes, this could work, just for a week, keep everyone on their toes, good job Johnson.”
“Does that mean I can get that promotion?”
“Ha ha no... it means you get to keep your job, now clear off!”
Johnson punched his leg and muttered. “I knew I should have gone with that flying shark idea!”