Thursday, 27 October 2011
Tom sat on his couch eating popcorn and watching a movie. He hadn’t felt so relaxed in ages.
The doorbell rang.
“Tom can you get it!” shouted his wife from the kitchen.
“Okay!” replied Tom.
Tom slouched over to the door and swung it open.
“Trick or treat!” shouted a chorus of little horrors.
“Ah!” screamed Tom. He had to get rid of them before they decided to come inside.
Doing his best to not look at them he reached for the prepared bowl of candy and chucked the contents outside. He slammed the door and leaned against it. The scattershot should keep them busy for a while.
His wife came into the hallway drying her hands with a kitchen towel. “Trick or treaters?”
“Yeah, they were gruesome, a nurse, a schoolboy, a plumber and a pilot. There was even an angry villager with a burning torch and pitch fork, can you believe that?”
His wife laughed, her fangs shining in the artificial light. “You’re such a wussy, they’re just kids. And besides have you looked in the mirror lately?”
Tom turned to the mirror. The stiches across his head were all in order and he was just the right shade of greenish grey. He stroked the stubble on his chin. "You’re right honey, I do need a shave.”
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
My entry into the #tuesdaytales challenge (100 words or less):
"There was no other way of putting it, what was once possibly peternatural was now real, a Yeti stood before him eating his lunch. From the furry lumps on its chest there was no doubting it was female. She seemed to be starving and a little worse for wear, her fur was hanging loose, dirty, and matted with blood."
You can read the rest here (first entry)
Sunday, 23 October 2011
Here's a short excerpt from my second fantasy novel Zoolin Vale and the Chalice of Ringtar. I'm clearly not the best narrator, but I thought you guys might enjoy.
Friday, 21 October 2011
Morsai exited her limo. Flashing lights exploded all around her. Her chauffeur and bodyguard Gerald helped her to her feet. She felt nervous and excited. All these people were there to see her on her big night, the première of her first movie “Dying on the inside”, a biopic about her rise from banishment from her people to stardom in the human world.
“What does it feel like to be the first elf to star in a major movie?” shouted one of the reporters over the din.
“Great, thank you.” But her voice was soft and she doubted if anyone heard.
The police were having a hard time keeping everyone off the red carpet. Even though it had been fifteen years since her banishment she still felt awkward around so many humans.
When they were about halfway up to the theater a lot of loud shouting broke out. Gerald took her arm and pulled her faster towards the theater, frightened, Morsai looked down and followed as quickly as she could in her tight fitting dress.
She was suddenly jerked back. Gerald was on the floor. A dagger sticking out of his chest.
Before she could crouch next to him someone grabbed her forcefully.
“Thought you could get away with this did you? Make fools of our people?”
There was no mistaking his voice. “Husband?”
“Shut up traitor. You abandoned us. Our family. Everyone.”
The police had surrounded them, but no one made a move. The tall and black clad elf was holding a knife to Morsai's throat.
“I had no choice. I couldn't live by those ways anymore. It was killing me.”
“It's too late for words.” He brought the knife in closer.
A few shots were fired. The elf collapsed. Morsai hugged herself. People came in to comfort her. She pushed them away.
“Fools! Don't you know this means war?”
She looked down at the elf prince. Even though the mad old king had more offspring than he could remember he would not let one of them die unavenged.
Thursday, 13 October 2011
Gabby had a rat problem. Nothing had worked. Giving up, she phoned an exterminator. The doorbell rang as soon as she hung up the phone.
“Yes…” said Gabby frowning.
“I’m Gunther from Little Mountain Exterminators.” The short bearded man and three similar looking men in blue overalls squeezed past her.
Gabby followed them to the kitchen. “That was quick!”
Gunther shrugged. “We were in the area.”
“Boss!” shouted one of the men. “He’s in here!” The dwarf kicked at a kitchen cupboard.
“Get em boys!”
The men snatched little axes from their belts and bashed Gabby’s kitchen to pieces.
Gabby stumbled away from the destruction. “Oh my!”
“It’s the only way.”
A rat scurried away from demolition. Gunther swept it up. “Problem solved.”
Guther handed her a card. It said: “Little Mountain House Repairs.”